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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 17:19

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the recipe for making a turmeric and ginger drink?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

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